Illuminati to Fulfill Slob Quota By Partnering With Doritos
Mar18

Illuminati to Fulfill Slob Quota By Partnering With Doritos

PLANO, Tx – The Illuminati, a secret society that has incredible influence over all of the world’s affairs, have announced that they will be meeting this year’s slob quota through a partnership with Doritos and their Jacked 3D Jalapeno Pepper Jack tortilla chips. When not pulling the strings on global conflict or controlling the weather, the Illuminati are intent on maintaining a diverse membership that...

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