8 Other Phone Calls Donald Trump Claims to Have Received
Aug04

8 Other Phone Calls Donald Trump Claims to Have Received

President Donald Trump recently claimed that he received telephone calls from the head of the Boy Scouts and the Mexican president, both praising him for a variety of things, but it was easily proven that the calls never happened. That little fib got us thinking – what other phone calls has Trump been lying about? Here are just a few of the president’s most recent phone calls he claims to have received: “The head of...

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A Selection of Remembrances and Farewells to The Mooch From r/The_Donald
Aug02

A Selection of Remembrances and Farewells to The Mooch From r/The_Donald

As we bid The Mooch ado, here’s what the fine and upstanding human beings on reddit.com/r/The_Donald have to say: “He’s like a Rockstar that released one amazing album and then OD’d. The music will live on.” – TibetanSkyFuneral “A star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.” – archmcd “Ugh just when we were falling in love with him” – aglitters “Thank you for your brief service Mr Mooch! Thank you...

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Wow: Trump Spoke Into Pliers Like a Microphone for 45 Minutes and Aides Just Let It Happen
Jul24
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President Trump Found Sexually Harassing Louvre Pyramid
Jul17

President Trump Found Sexually Harassing Louvre Pyramid

PARIS – On a visit to France to celebrate Bastille Day, U.S. President Donald Trump wandered away from his meeting with French president Emmanuel Macron and was found leering at the Louvre Pyramid in the courtyard of the renowned museum. “You’re in such good shape,” he whispered to the structure, which was erected in 1989 and stands in stark contrast to the Louvre’s French Renaissance architecture. “Beautiful.” The pyramid,...

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White House Aides Disturbed by Portrait of The Penguin Now Hanging in Oval Office
Jul14

White House Aides Disturbed by Portrait of The Penguin Now Hanging in Oval Office

WASHINGTON – White House aides were backed into yet another corner Friday, having to answer for why President Trump was now displaying a massive portrait of The Penguin from the movie Batman Returns. Aides who agreed to speak on the condition anonymity expressed their concern over the president’s growing admiration of one of Batman’s more eccentric villains. “Last week I saw him wandering the White House halls...

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