Donald Trump Revealed to Be Sack of Potatoes Filled With Bugs
Mar14

Donald Trump Revealed to Be Sack of Potatoes Filled With Bugs

NEW YORK – Surprising news out of the Donald Trump camp today revealed that the business mogul and controversial presidential candidate is nothing more than a sack of mutant-sized potatoes filled with bugs. Sources close to the campaign confirm that the misshapen, leathery trainwreck that constantly spews a vile stream of nonsense is in fact a crudely sewn sack of bug-infested potatoes, housing approximately 300 unique species...

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