Bumbling Time Traveler Can’t Help But Wonder If Responsible for Trump Nomination
May04

Bumbling Time Traveler Can’t Help But Wonder If Responsible for Trump Nomination

OAKLAND – Screwball goof-off and noted oafish time traveler Dan Nooney is unable to shake the feeling this week that he might just be responsible for Donald Trump’s rise to the top of the Republican party. “I do a lot of time traveling, but I’m pretty clumsy,” Nooney said. “I stepped on a ton of lizard eggs from the Mesozoic Era a few weeks ago, and I couldn’t figure out the jet propulsion...

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