10 Dog Breeds With Amazingly Cute Poop That Will Make You Leave Your Plastic Bag at Home
Aug01

10 Dog Breeds With Amazingly Cute Poop That Will Make You Leave Your Plastic Bag at Home

Common rules of human decency, neighborly courtesy and societal contracts dictate that we should pick up after our canine best friends. However, we must be tolerant of our fellow rebels who do not subscribe to this norm. You see, there’s an explanation for the existential madness involved in excrement pick-up refusal. Only a true art connoisseur can recognize the beauty hidden in our dog’s poop. Unlike hideous feline poop that must be...

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Intergalactic Proton Travels 14 Billion Years, Hits Dog Turd
Jun03

Intergalactic Proton Travels 14 Billion Years, Hits Dog Turd

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – Today, a particle of pure light and energy, born mere moments after the heavens themselves were created, completed an historic 14 billion-year trip through time and space by landing safely and squarely on a freshly laid, and still steaming, dog turd. Emmett, a four-year-old Jack Russell Terrier, had the honor of producing and distributing the poop for the once-in-a-lifetime cosmic event, and at press time...

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