100 Words or Less: On My Xenomorph/’Frozen’ Slashfic Disney Just Made Canon
Dec14

100 Words or Less: On My Xenomorph/’Frozen’ Slashfic Disney Just Made Canon

Boy, Bob Iger, all I can say is, “Thank you!” Your assistant stated in the deposition all letters not shredded became part of the evidence cache, but you clearly read every one! Now my little Olaf-eggs and icehuggers are officially part of the Disney family, and soon Elsa the Snow Queen Alien will be greeting guests alongside Mickey! I knew I’d get through to you. But one favor – in the film adaptation, don’t tone down the...

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Movie Pitches for Disney Once They Acquire 20th Century Fox
Nov13

Movie Pitches for Disney Once They Acquire 20th Century Fox

The world of pop culture was set ablaze last week when word got out that Disney might be buying 20th Century Fox. This was big news, as not only would it allow them to complete their collection of Marvel figures, but it gives them ownership of more big-name franchises. And the best part of owning all these franchises? Crossovers! Yes, everyone loves when things they love are thrown together indiscriminately – Taco Bell has been...

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4 Donalds More Qualified to Be President Than Donald Trump
Oct05

4 Donalds More Qualified to Be President Than Donald Trump

The GOP has really done it this time. Out of the many candidates to choose from, they managed to find the least-qualified of the bunch, and now it’s far too late to dump Trump and change his name on each state’s ballots. Or is it? By nominating a far more qualified candidate who happens to have the same first name, you could make the shift without causing too much voter confusion. Here are a few options. Donnie Wahlberg Does Donnie...

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Wow! This Artist Reimagined the Disney Princesses as Piles of Dog Poop!
Mar07

Wow! This Artist Reimagined the Disney Princesses as Piles of Dog Poop!

Gabriel Sanchez is a Los Angeles-based artist who is known for putting ultra-creative spins on pop culture. And sure, we’ve seen the Disney princesses reimagined before, but never like this! Sanchez has really taken his game to a whole new level here – he’s reimagined the Disney princesses as piles of dog feces. Unreal! Check out a few of our favorites below! He NAILED Ariel!   Amazing. We’re never going...

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George Lucas Still Thinks Disney Didn’t Need to Take Ewok Coffee Mug
Dec17

George Lucas Still Thinks Disney Didn’t Need to Take Ewok Coffee Mug

LOS ANGELES – Though he says he appreciates The Force Awakens “for what it is,” George Lucas reiterated Thursday that he still harbors ill feelings toward his deal with Disney due to the company’s refusal to let him keep his Ewok coffee mug. “We were there at the ranch, and they were stripping Jar Jar decals off walls, prying up Death Star floor tiles – they even took the Salacious Crumb throw pillows,” Lucas said. “And I...

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