4 Donalds More Qualified to Be President Than Donald Trump
Oct05

4 Donalds More Qualified to Be President Than Donald Trump

The GOP has really done it this time. Out of the many candidates to choose from, they managed to find the least-qualified of the bunch, and now it’s far too late to dump Trump and change his name on each state’s ballots. Or is it? By nominating a far more qualified candidate who happens to have the same first name, you could make the shift without causing too much voter confusion. Here are a few options. Donnie Wahlberg Does Donnie...

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Wow! This Artist Reimagined the Disney Princesses as Piles of Dog Poop!
Mar07

Wow! This Artist Reimagined the Disney Princesses as Piles of Dog Poop!

Gabriel Sanchez is a Los Angeles-based artist who is known for putting ultra-creative spins on pop culture. And sure, we’ve seen the Disney princesses reimagined before, but never like this! Sanchez has really taken his game to a whole new level here – he’s reimagined the Disney princesses as piles of dog feces. Unreal! Check out a few of our favorites below! He NAILED Ariel!   Amazing. We’re never going...

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George Lucas Still Thinks Disney Didn’t Need to Take Ewok Coffee Mug
Dec17

George Lucas Still Thinks Disney Didn’t Need to Take Ewok Coffee Mug

LOS ANGELES – Though he says he appreciates The Force Awakens “for what it is,” George Lucas reiterated Thursday that he still harbors ill feelings toward his deal with Disney due to the company’s refusal to let him keep his Ewok coffee mug. “We were there at the ranch, and they were stripping Jar Jar decals off walls, prying up Death Star floor tiles – they even took the Salacious Crumb throw pillows,” Lucas said. “And I...

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Masturbation to Sy Snootles Set to Skyrocket
Nov06

Masturbation to Sy Snootles Set to Skyrocket

After rumors spread that Disney would be doing away with the iconic “Slave Leia” outfit, nerds across the country have slowly been coming to terms with the idea of having to jerk off more frequently to alien singer Sy Snootles. Despite being the lead singer of the Max Rebo Band, Sy has always been in the shadow of the flashier Slave Leia in terms of Star Wars-related spank fuel. But as the nation’s geeks deal with...

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Fox Aims to Make ‘Star Wars’ Jealous With ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip’
Oct16

Fox Aims to Make ‘Star Wars’ Jealous With ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip’

Apparently Fox has a lot of confidence in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip. The studio heads believe in this movie so much that they have intentionally bumped up the release date to compete head-to-head with Star Wars: The Force Awakens. This is a ballsy fucking move for the pun-based franchise. It’s already been accepted that Star Wars is going to be the biggest movie of the holiday – if not all time. Whether or not...

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