Taco Bell Wants to Kill You With Its New Breakfast Menu
Feb25

Taco Bell Wants to Kill You With Its New Breakfast Menu

Is there any reason not to believe that fast food establishments are really just testing us to see what hideous things we will eat? The latest thing you will be ashamed to eat is anything that comes from Taco Bell’s breakfast menu, which includes items like the Waffle Taco, the A.M. Crunchwrap and various other incarnations of meat, cheese and eggs stuffed into things. Trying to hold all of a breakfast in a waffle is something a...

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What’s Wrong with a Little Diseased Meat?
Feb20

What’s Wrong with a Little Diseased Meat?

If you’re an adult who still eats Hot Pockets, may God have mercy on your soul. However, there has been no better time to quit eating these bundled-up fart factories than now, as some are being recalled for containing “diseased meat.” Don’t try to justify it. Don’t say, “Well, it’s just a couple kinds. I don’t even eat the Philly Steak and Cheese varieties!” Just do your body and...

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