Puerto Rican Boy With Delusional Wish List Gets Reply From Santa
Dec11

Puerto Rican Boy With Delusional Wish List Gets Reply From Santa

Dear Jesús: Thank you for your letter. Due to hurricane-related postal delays, this reply may not reach you until January. At which point, your wish list will be A Three King’s Day problem, not mine. You wrote that you are in first grade and that you’ve had good grades all year long. Anybody can maintain good grades when their school is closed for over two months and counting. So don’t brag too much. Even if I let that...

Read More
10 Dog Breeds With Amazingly Cute Poop That Will Make You Leave Your Plastic Bag at Home
Aug01

10 Dog Breeds With Amazingly Cute Poop That Will Make You Leave Your Plastic Bag at Home

Common rules of human decency, neighborly courtesy and societal contracts dictate that we should pick up after our canine best friends. However, we must be tolerant of our fellow rebels who do not subscribe to this norm. You see, there’s an explanation for the existential madness involved in excrement pick-up refusal. Only a true art connoisseur can recognize the beauty hidden in our dog’s poop. Unlike hideous feline poop that must be...

Read More