Sick Child Declares That ‘Hell is for Real’
Feb05

Sick Child Declares That ‘Hell is for Real’

ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Tommy Benson has been called many things during his ten years of life. A little prick. A sneaky shit with no manners. A boy who deserves a swift kick in the ass. None of this has ever phased the young boy, though; in fact, Tommy has reveled in it, taking immense pride in being what appears to be the city’s unofficial prankster laureate. But life hasn’t all been fun and games for Tommy. He is...

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Turns Out the Devil is Just Waiting for Us to Develop Artificial Intelligence
Oct27

Turns Out the Devil is Just Waiting for Us to Develop Artificial Intelligence

The devil is probably pretty mad at Elon Musk right now. The PayPal/Tesla/SpaceX founder, while being interviewed at the MIT AeroAstro Centennial Symposium, outed the demon of all demons by suggesting that he’s just hanging around in hell waiting for humanity to finally develop full artificial intelligence. According to Musk, artificial intelligence is the demon’s gateway to us, even though it’s always seemed like he...

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What Would Make You Sell Your Soul to the Devil?
Apr22

What Would Make You Sell Your Soul to the Devil?

At Robot Butt, we have a constant, unrelenting thirst for knowledge. Therefore, from time to time, we like to hold roundtable discussions that explore the depths of topics that have significant meaning to our lives and the world around us. Please, join us for this new roundtable as we discuss one of the oldest questions humanity has struggled with: What would make you sell your soul to the devil? Steve: Sure, you...

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Satan Fires PR Firm
Mar11

Satan Fires PR Firm

“I’m in the business of fear and suffering. I drop millions on a marketing blitz and all of a sudden, I’ve got people showing up like this is going to be the time of their lives? Just the other day I had some fat, camera-toting tourist in a Hawaiian shirt try to take a picture with me and his family. Then they thanked me for the great vacation and asked where they could get some ‘authentic’ dinner before...

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