How You Found Robot Butt: October 2014 Edition
Oct15

How You Found Robot Butt: October 2014 Edition

Last month, we told you that we seem to have a growing contingent of penis torture enthusiasts who are reading the site. Well…that hasn’t changed. For October, “penis torture” remained one of our top search terms, as the traffic just continues to keep flowing in from those looking for some pretty sick stuff. And though maybe initially disappointed, they’re sticking around to read some other stuff, which...

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The Gift Every Derek Jeter Fan Needs
Oct02

The Gift Every Derek Jeter Fan Needs

It’s true. No matter how much you prayed – no matter how much you tried to bargain with God…it’s true. Derek Jeter has officially retired from the game of baseball. Now that the season is over, reality has finally begun to set in that the Captain won’t be coming back next April, and he won’t be winning any more World Series with the New York Yankees. These can be some really dark and trying days for...

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25 Things to Watch For This MLB Postseason
Sep30

25 Things to Watch For This MLB Postseason

  Here at Robot Butt, we take our sports seriously, just like how we take everything else seriously. There is no time for lighthearted tomfoolery in our cold, cruel world. Anyway, the arrival of October can only mean one thing (no, not pumpkins and beautiful fall weather): the Major League Baseball playoffs! We’re ready to watch the most action-packed game get even more action-packed, so to celebrate, here are just a few of the...

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