Tanned, Bejeweled Bernie Sanders Changes Mind About 1%
Apr08

Tanned, Bejeweled Bernie Sanders Changes Mind About 1%

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Martin O’Malley Has the Saddest Presidential Campaign of All Time
Dec30

Martin O’Malley Has the Saddest Presidential Campaign of All Time

Martin O’Malley,¬†who is trailing Democratic frontrunners Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders by four hundred and sixty-five jillion percentage points, was in Iowa on Monday during a huge storm that forced other campaigns to cancel their events. Not O’Malley’s, though! The “presidential candidate” persevered through the elements and held his meet-and-greet anyway. And since it was nearly the apocalypse...

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