Homeless Man Probably Just Napping
Nov06

Homeless Man Probably Just Napping

WASHINGTON – That homeless man is definitely just sleeping and not dead, locals confirmed to themselves Thursday evening as they stepped over him. Dozens of patrons of the Cleveland Park CVS reported spotting the totally alive man outside the store, dozing peacefully, wrapped in what is likely an ironically distressed afghan from World Market. “From the looks of it, he’s having an amazing life,” CVS assistant...

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‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ and the Trick of Storytelling in Video Games
Jul20

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ and the Trick of Storytelling in Video Games

Video games have come a long way as a storytelling medium. The limitations of old have been supplanted by advanced technology that has created magic boxes capable of creating rich worlds in which game developers can spin all kinds of yarns. We are living in a golden-age utopia, provided you ignore everything else going on in the world. But for as far as games have come, there are certain issues inherent in trying to tell a story. The...

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Motorist Sentenced to 30 Seconds Punitive Honking
Mar16

Motorist Sentenced to 30 Seconds Punitive Honking

WASHINGTON, DC – An out-of-state driver was sentenced to 30 seconds of punitive honking by fellow motorists this morning following a last-second lane switch in the Dupont Circle area of northwest Washington, DC. In an attempt to continue northbound on Connecticut Avenue, the driver, 36-year-old Charlie Brock of Indiana, mistakenly ventured into the inner circle of the roundabout, resulting in a near collision as he attempted to...

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