17 Burning Questions I Had After Seeing ‘Suicide Squad’
Aug15

17 Burning Questions I Had After Seeing ‘Suicide Squad’

1) Where the hell is my wallet? 2) It fell between the seat during the movie I think but why isn’t it fucking there now? 3) What did I touch that was so moist below the seat? 4) Where is my fucking wallet?! 5) What is the name of this usher telling me I have to leave the theater? 6) Why won’t he help me find my wallet? 7) What was with that alligator man? 8) Son of a bitch, do I just leave the wallet now? 9) Wait, was my...

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