17 Burning Questions I Had After Seeing ‘Suicide Squad’
Aug15

17 Burning Questions I Had After Seeing ‘Suicide Squad’

1) Where the hell is my wallet? 2) It fell between the seat during the movie I think but why isn’t it fucking there now? 3) What did I touch that was so moist below the seat? 4) Where is my fucking wallet?! 5) What is the name of this usher telling me I have to leave the theater? 6) Why won’t he help me find my wallet? 7) What was with that alligator man? 8) Son of a bitch, do I just leave the wallet now? 9) Wait, was my...

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Superman Spends Weekend at Fortress of Solitude Building IKEA Furniture
Mar10

Superman Spends Weekend at Fortress of Solitude Building IKEA Furniture

THE ARCTIC – Saying he was “excited to stay in and work on sprucing the place up,” Superman called off to spend the weekend putting together IKEA furniture at his Fortress of Solitude. The 34-year-old alien, superbeing, and reporter, who once saved the world from the city-shrinking space monster Braniac while simultaneously covering the fight as a mild-mannered but Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter for The Daily...

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Fisher-Price Has Created the Joker Toy We’ve Always Needed
Dec03

Fisher-Price Has Created the Joker Toy We’ve Always Needed

While strolling through a toy aisle recently, I came across what looks like the cutest toy of the Joker that I’ve ever seen. I’d applaud Fisher-Price for taking the character in this direction, but I’m starting to think this was just done to shamelessly make some money. Of course, it was pretty cute when the Joker beat Robin to within an inch of his life with a crowbar and then left him to be blown to pieces. And it...

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25 Little-Known Facts About Batman
Jul23

25 Little-Known Facts About Batman

Batman is 75 years old, but the geezer still knows how to dish out punishment to the world of crime. During his time, Batman has gone on some great adventures and traversed through some memorable storylines, but there are just some facts that fell through the cracks. Luckily, we’re here to give you 25 little-known nuggets about the Caped Crusader that you probably didn’t know. 1. It took Bruce Wayne years to learn to trust...

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