There is Something Very Wrong With Father’s Day
Jun22

There is Something Very Wrong With Father’s Day

Yesterday was Father’s Day, and it continued a very disturbing trend that has only gotten worse, thanks in large part to social media. With avenues like Facebook and Twitter, everyone now has the ability to publicly claim his/her father as “the best dad in the world.” A claim like that is, of course, patently false, but the illegitimacy of these claims is going wildly unchecked. It’s reckless and, to be honest,...

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25 Great Dad Things
Jun21

25 Great Dad Things

1. Dad jokes 2. Dad strength 3. Mowing the lawn 4. Coaching baseball 5. Extremely large historical non-fiction books 6. Tucked-in shirts 7. Sports knowledge 8. Owning a grill 9. Socks and sandals 10. Lounge chairs 11. Arguing with customer service representatives 12. Sleeping upright 13. Clip-on sunglasses 14. Incredibly large white socks 15. Nicknames for children’s friends 16. Self-treatment of injuries 17. Cigars 18....

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Nation’s Fathers Release Yearly Knucklehead Report
May13

Nation’s Fathers Release Yearly Knucklehead Report

Fathers across the United States have released their latest report detailing the year’s top knuckleheads. The much-anticipated Knucklehead Report was released earlier this week and is a culmination of a father-funded fact-finding mission that lasted through all of 2013. Some of the standouts in the report included: the goof-offs in Congress that halfwit neighbor that leaves his trash cans too far out in the street Billy’s...

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