Grade Schools Unprepared for New Strain of Cooties, CDC Warns
Apr30

Grade Schools Unprepared for New Strain of Cooties, CDC Warns

ATLANTA, Ga. – Warning of an impending public health crisis, the CDC stated today that the nation’s grade schools are dangerously unprepared for a new strain of cooties, or cootilciosis acroalgia. “Make no mistake about it, this is the worst strain of cooties we’ve seen in nearly seventy years. And I’m talking boy and girl cooties,” CDC Director Tomas Frieden said. According to the agency, this new virulent cooties strain makes...

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