What Happened to You, Cookie Monster?
Mar05

What Happened to You, Cookie Monster?

It smacked me right in the face as I entered the grocery store, like I walked square into an invisible wall. Greeting all shoppers was a large display of oranges, nothing that would typically seem out of the ordinary. But it was the heinous use of its pitchman, his face plastered on every bag, that made me lose consciousness for a moment. My God, Cookie Monster, what have they done to you? There he was, as plain as day, completely...

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Santa Won’t Be Eating Cindy’s Awful Cookies This Year
Dec04

Santa Won’t Be Eating Cindy’s Awful Cookies This Year

THE NORTH POLE – In a statement released by The North Pole Council Thursday, Santa Claus has decided against eating Cindy Watterson’s horrendous cookies again this year. “Mr. Claus is no longer going to be giving Cindy’s cookies a chance,” the Council said through a statement distributed to all North Pole residents and parents’ email accounts around the world. “Frankly, he’s already...

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