Mitch McConnell Vows to Repeal and Replace Last 50 Years of His Life
Sep05

Mitch McConnell Vows to Repeal and Replace Last 50 Years of His Life

WASHINGTON – As Congress returns from recess to a packed agenda, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is  already throwing up roadblocks as he vowed not to act on a single piece of legislature until a bill to repeal and replace everything he has done, said or thought for the last fifty years was passed through both chambers and sent on to the President to sign. “Having spent the last five decades of my life in...

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Nation Expected American Demise to Be More Exciting
Feb08

Nation Expected American Demise to Be More Exciting

WASHINGTON – As the Trump administration continues to promote isolationism, and the Republican-held Congress works to remove consumer and environmental protections, the American people expressed astonishment at just how boring the fall of America has been. “I thought there’d be robots or aliens, or at least huge explosions. I never expected it to be an old man trying to use his cellphone,” said Ft. Worth, Texas resident...

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The Mortal Enemies of ‘Destiny’ Work Together, So We Can, Too
May21

The Mortal Enemies of ‘Destiny’ Work Together, So We Can, Too

Being the strict nerd that I am, I was one of the many people to download the newest expansion for Destiny – entitled House of Wolves – on May 19 (the day it came out, of course). Obligatory: If you don’t know what Destiny is, read the Wikipedia article, dummy! Now that you’re back, we can continue. Immediately after work, I headed home just as quickly as I could in order to play this new expansion, something my friends...

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