Movie Critics Admit Their Hate for 2002’s Reign of Fire is Due to Fear of Dragons, Not Movie QualityMarch 6, 2024
He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Articles How You Found Robot Butt: June 2015 EditionBy Steve DiMatteoJuly 7, 2015 As humans, we have been so successful and made so many innovative strides because of our inquisitive nature. We are born to…
Breaking News Uninsured Gay Confederate Flag Supporter Having a Weird WeekBy Robot Butt News Corp.June 26, 2015
Politics Your Reasons for Supporting the Confederate Flag are (Probably) WrongBy Tim GaydosJune 24, 2015 Yesterday, Steve, one of our editors, wrote a post about how we are making slow steps toward progress regarding the…
Life The Death of the Confederate Flag is (Hopefully) HereBy Steve DiMatteoJune 23, 2015 Through the mystical power of common sense, it’s not hard to see the Confederate flag for what it is: not…