Life Is Totally Fair!
Jan13

Life Is Totally Fair!

We’re digging deep into the No Dice vault to bring you this one, and in this charged political climate, we felt it was a necessity. It might feel like things are at their darkest possible point, but it’s important to remember that NICE things happen to NICE people, and eventually everything turns out okay, because life is nothing if not totally, completely, 100 percent fair.   More jokes, at no extra...

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Please Don’t Ask Us Why We Had to Make This Video of Celery Set to Ginuwine’s “Pony”
Oct18

Please Don’t Ask Us Why We Had to Make This Video of Celery Set to Ginuwine’s “Pony”

Look, we had to make this very sensual video of celery set to Ginuwine’s “Pony” and that’s all you need to know about it. Please don’t ask us why we had to do it. Just…please don’t.     More jokes, at no extra...

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Meet the Phantasm Exterminators, the Original 1920s Ghostbusters
Jul12

Meet the Phantasm Exterminators, the Original 1920s Ghostbusters

Phantasm Exterminators, the 1928 box office phenomenon and latter-day inspiration for 1984’s Ghostbusters, was conceived when director Conrad Shift asked producer Hedgewick Steinbloom, “You think we could kill someone onscreen and get away with it?” While the authorities are still debating the ramifications of this conversation, the film has since claimed its rightful place in the annals of horror-comedy filmmaking....

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The SpeechTastic 3000
Mar16

The SpeechTastic 3000

Typing is a horrible curse no human should ever have to endure. And now, thanks to the SpeechTastic 3000, you’ll never have to! With this amazing tool, simply say what you’re thinking and it magically appears on the screen! The act of typing may have been unleashed upon humanity by the devil himself, but your eternal salvation awaits in the SpeechTastic 3000. Buy yours today!     More jokes, at no extra...

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Belly Button Galaxy
Aug28

Belly Button Galaxy

When two old friends get into a spaghetti argument, things quickly expand into a threatening celestial adventure. More jokes, at no extra...

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