The American Alt-White College Fall Prospectus
Aug19

The American Alt-White College Fall Prospectus

Hey there potential student! Feeling down about all those students of color being accepted over you? Even though you worked hard(ish) through high school and got similar grades? Have no fear, for the newest (basically) Ivy League university has just opened. The American Alt-White College is a school for white students who are tired of facing discrimination and racism when it comes to university acceptance. College admission is tough...

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8 Shocking Discoveries Made About ITT Tech Following Its Shutdown
Sep20

8 Shocking Discoveries Made About ITT Tech Following Its Shutdown

1. Students were asked to write their own textbooks to save the school money. 2. There is no official government record of any student ITT Tech has featured in its commercials. 3. ITT Tech lost a chuck of its $580 million in federal aid in a complicated confidence game with a guy named Gary, who claimed to be the Duke of Computers. 4. The School of Drafting and Design was led by a zealot who refused to acknowledge the existence of the...

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So You Hate Your New College Roommate: An FAQ
Aug26

So You Hate Your New College Roommate: An FAQ

My new roommate is the worst. How am I going to survive this school year? Dealing with an annoying roommate can be rough. But it’s important to remember that he is another human being dealing with his own issues that you may not be aware of. You mean I need to work on empathizing with him? Oh heavens no. You need to learn what those issues are and exploit them. Wait, what? Example: Perhaps he comes from a troubled household and...

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Professor Turns Students Into Toddlers With Single Content Warning
Oct03

Professor Turns Students Into Toddlers With Single Content Warning

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – John Cadwell, a senior at Indiana University, sat stunned in the hallway outside his classroom with 17 other students. “I never thought my life could change so quickly,” Cadwell said. “But after the incident, I’ll never be the same. She took everything from me.” Cadwell was referring to professor June Beckley, who advised the class with a trigger warning the victims say was designed to...

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12 Obscure College Movies You Need to See
Sep14

12 Obscure College Movies You Need to See

From Animal House to Old School, there have been so many great college movies throughout the years. But for every zany college film that hits the zeitgeist, there have been dozens of others that have fallen through the cracks. So as we all settle into a new school year, let’s remember some of the best obscure college movies you still need to see, including: Godzilla vs. MIT Ralph: The Animated Adventure of a Frat Brother’s...

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