Mike Krzyzewski Takes Out Second Mortgage on Soul
Apr09

Mike Krzyzewski Takes Out Second Mortgage on Soul

DURHAM, N.C. – After winning his fifth NCAA championship, sources learned that Duke Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski returned to Hell to take out a second mortgage on his soul. Krzyzewski previously sold his soul in 1990, after Duke lost in the championship game to UNLV. The now-hated Blue Devils then beat Kansas for the national title in the next season, one of five championships for which the coach surrendered his eternal...

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Man Once Again Painfully Aware He is Single Following NCAA Tournament
Mar17

Man Once Again Painfully Aware He is Single Following NCAA Tournament

“Not only was my bracket busted, but I can hardly remember what she smells like anymore.” More jokes, at no extra...

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