Hillary Clinton Opens ‘Cavs Hats’ Box
Jun20

Hillary Clinton Opens ‘Cavs Hats’ Box

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Nice: FiveThirtyEight Gives the Golden State Warriors a 69% Chance to Win the NBA Finals
Jun01

Nice: FiveThirtyEight Gives the Golden State Warriors a 69% Chance to Win the NBA Finals

The 2016 NBA Finals are here, and boy should they be a doozy. It features a rematch between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the defending champion, record-breaking Golden State Warriors. The only difference this time is that LeBron James has a fully healthy roster behind him, and a random fan from the stands won’t be asked to play ten minutes every game just to give the starters a breather. Still, FiveThirtyEight, which is in the...

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David Blatt Returning to Easter Island to Lead Moai Statues
Jan22

David Blatt Returning to Easter Island to Lead Moai Statues

CLEVELAND –¬†With news of his firing spreading throughout the sports world, former Cleveland Cavaliers head coach David Blatt has already informed media members of his next steps. “Instead of coaching overseas again, I will return to my roots as the leader of the Easter Island moai,” Blatt said. He is currently on a plane making the 34-hour flight to the remote island, where he will immediately reign over the...

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12 Things Kyle Korver Would Definitely Run Away From
May22

12 Things Kyle Korver Would Definitely Run Away From

In Game 1 of the NBA’s Eastern Conference Finals on Wednesday Night, the Atlanta Hawks’ Kyle Korver had the opportunity to make a huge stop late in the fourth quarter, as his team was desperately trying to make a comeback. As the Cleveland Cavaliers’ LeBron James made his move to the middle of the lane for a thunderous, Earth-shattering dunk, only Korver could possibly stop him. He could take the charge and really...

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