Cleveland Browns 2015 Season Hype Video
Nov06

Cleveland Browns 2015 Season Hype Video

You won’t be able to get jacked up for the Cleveland Browns this season without watching this jaw-dropping, bone-chilling and anus-clenching hype video!     More jokes, at no extra...

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The Cleveland Browns’ New Uniforms are Hot Diarrhea
Apr17

The Cleveland Browns’ New Uniforms are Hot Diarrhea

In the pantheon of Cleveland Browns miscues, it’s easy to admit that the team really didn’t whiff on creating its brand-new set of uniforms. To many people, they are “modern,” the first step to not just bringing the team back to not relevance, but full-on prominence. Some might even say these new uniforms are cool. But all of the marketing jargon in the world isn’t going to stop me from sorely missing the...

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The Cleveland Browns are Geniuses for Signing Josh McCown
Mar03

The Cleveland Browns are Geniuses for Signing Josh McCown

The Cleveland Browns are the kings of mediocrity in the NFL, which is to say that, in very Cleveland Browns fashion, they’re just simply never bad enough.However, with the signing of 35-year-old journeyman quarterback Josh McCown, who will presumably start plenty of games for Cleveland, the team might finally be moving in the right direction. You see, McCown stinks to high heaven. Save for his miraculous 2013 season with the...

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Inside the Mind of a Cleveland Browns Fan
Jan13

Inside the Mind of a Cleveland Browns Fan

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Ray Rice Receives Two-Game Suspension, All-Expenses-Paid Trip To Disney World
Jul25

Ray Rice Receives Two-Game Suspension, All-Expenses-Paid Trip To Disney World

Baltimore, MD – As punishment for beating his fiancé and knocking her unconscious, the NFL has decided to penalize All-Star running back Ray Rice with a two-game suspension and an all-expenses-paid trip to Disney World. “Actions like this will not be tolerated and will not be rewarded,” Roger Goodell, commissioner of the NFL, said as he handed Rice his passes, which will allow him free entry into all four Disney World...

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