Pagans Campaign to Keep the Eostre in Easter
Mar27

Pagans Campaign to Keep the Eostre in Easter

As families across the country prepare to celebrate Easter with food, candy and decoratively colored eggs, groups of Anglo-Saxon pagans have been protesting the commercialization of the holiday by trying to remind everyone of the reason for the season: the fertility goddess Ēostre. “All of our Easter traditions stem from the celebrations of Ēostre,” explained Kimberly Prevett, leader of the local pagan group. “All...

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Pope Francis Connects With Suburban Youth
Sep26

Pope Francis Connects With Suburban Youth

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Four-Eyed, Hat-Wearing Dweeb Can’t Get Girlfriend
Apr02

Four-Eyed, Hat-Wearing Dweeb Can’t Get Girlfriend

Despite living in one of the most happening cities in the world, this bespectacled dorkus spends most of his time with his nose buried in a book, or out talking to total losers who couldn’t get in a nightclub if their life depended on it.     More jokes, at no extra...

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