Chris Christie Stole a Beach, So I Stole an Entire Grocery Aisle of Tampons
Jul28

Chris Christie Stole a Beach, So I Stole an Entire Grocery Aisle of Tampons

New Jersey governor Chris Christie’s blatant abuse of power may have ruined my holiday weekend, but I refused to let his actions ruin my holiday spirit. Sometimes the best revenge is beating the villain at his own game. With every Christie sitting-on-the-beach meme grew my need to avenge this nautical nightmare. That’s why I stole every tampon from the shelves of my local Stop & Shop, because that’ll show him. The sweet high of...

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Chris Christie Carves Swastika Into Forehead to Impress New Administration
Nov23
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Donald Trump Appoints Chris Christie Presidential Kevin James Impersonator
Nov15
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Chris Christie is the Ultimate Heel in the 2016 Presidential Race
Apr21

Chris Christie is the Ultimate Heel in the 2016 Presidential Race

Deep down, Chris Christie most definitely wants to be the next President of the United States; the only problem is that no one likes him. He seems to have realized this, so in order to stay relevant and pretend like he stands some sort of chance to be elected, he’s reinventing his character by going full heel in his presidential bid, starting off with a strong vendetta against marijuana, which at this point in our...

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