Trump Becomes Stuck in Chocolate Pipe During Tour of Candy Factory
Oct05

Trump Becomes Stuck in Chocolate Pipe During Tour of Candy Factory

FRANKFORT, Ky. – During an announcement of a new tariff on foreign sugar imports at Sweet Tooth Candy Factory today, President Trump found himself stuck in an industrial chocolate extraction and transportation pipe. “We’re going to fight to get more jobs and better paying jobs for the loyal citizens of…um…,” Trump began to say to the assembled factory workers before spotting the factory’s open-top chocolate...

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Pudding Factory No Longer Offering Tours Following Recent Spike of Deaths
Feb18

Pudding Factory No Longer Offering Tours Following Recent Spike of Deaths

TAMPA – For more than 100 years, Yancy’s Puddings has been offering tours of its facility to wide-eyed children and adults alike, all enamored with the process of how the immensely popular pudding is made. But after a rash of deaths stemming from people jumping into the giant vats of pudding, the company has been forced to make a change. “It was my great-grandfather’s dream to make his pudding factory a magical...

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