Man Delighted to Find Netflix Having Another ‘Cheers’ Marathon
Oct15

Man Delighted to Find Netflix Having Another ‘Cheers’ Marathon

PITTSBURGH – After changing out of his work clothes, putting a frozen pizza in the oven and turning on his PlayStation 4 and television, Tom Baily was delighted to find that Netflix was having yet another Cheers marathon last Tuesday, starting at about 5:43 p.m. EST. “What a treat!” Baily told reporters. “I get home from a long day at the office and just want to veg out. What do you know?! Netflix throws on another marathon of...

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Office Romance Not as Exciting as TV Promised
Sep15

Office Romance Not as Exciting as TV Promised

CHICAGO – Excited at the prospect of watching a real-life season of The Office play out in her workplace, Monica Fuller – an employee of The Yorkshire Firm – came to the crushing realization today that the budding office romance of her two coworkers lacked all the drama and humor of the workplace romances she had seen on TV. “Ed [Johnson] and Fran [Pugh] started dating about a year ago, and it was the hottest...

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