Please Don’t Ask Us Why We Had to Make This Video of Celery Set to Ginuwine’s “Pony”
Oct18

Please Don’t Ask Us Why We Had to Make This Video of Celery Set to Ginuwine’s “Pony”

Look, we had to make this very sensual video of celery set to Ginuwine’s “Pony” and that’s all you need to know about it. Please don’t ask us why we had to do it. Just…please don’t.     More jokes, at no extra...

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Get Cauliflower the Hell Out of Veggie Trays
May15

Get Cauliflower the Hell Out of Veggie Trays

At my house, we like to buy entire vegetable trays, the ones typically reserved for all sorts of get-togethers. But these are just for the two of us. I don’t know and I don’t care if it’s not a cost-effective way to get vegetables (I’m almost positive it’s not), but busting out a fresh veggie tray before returning to an endless X-Files marathon significantly increases the fun factor. Except when we have...

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