Monster Cat
Nov13

Monster Cat

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9 Songs You Never Realized Were About Cats
Jan26

9 Songs You Never Realized Were About Cats

1. “Careless Whisper” – George Michael Whoa! Bet you never thought George Michael would dance with cats!   2. “Hey Jude” – The Beatles Paul really loved his childhood cat, huh?   3. “Gangster’s Paradise” – Coolio MIND. BLOWN.   4. “…And Justice For All” – Metallica Didn’t know this one was about cats? That’s ’cause...

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House Cat Bigger on the Inside Than the Outside
Dec11

House Cat Bigger on the Inside Than the Outside

BERKELEY, CA – This morning, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley announced a breakthrough in the study of the relationship between space and time. Minnie the Whoo, a small housecat, was discovered to be far larger on the inside than on the outside. Her owner, Rachel Stevenson of Cleveland, Ohio, explains, “That damn cat eats too much to have such small turds. The food has got to be going somewhere!” Dr. Raphael...

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100 Words or Less: On the Plotting of Cats
Jul08

100 Words or Less: On the Plotting of Cats

Humans will be the cause of their own extinction for many reasons. But the most egregious one might be our desire to bring cats into our homes. The way they sit and stare out windows, or right at you, pensive…plotting…for hours on end…you can see their minds working to figure you out all the time. Always looking for a weakness and a way to exploit it. And we embrace it with open arms. These are nature’s...

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CUTEST CAT VIDEO EVER!
Apr23

CUTEST CAT VIDEO EVER!

Are you in the market for watching the cutest cat video in the entire world? Of course you are. There’s nothing in this world you’d rather be doing than watching some unfathomably cute kitten rolling around, maybe playing with some string. Check at least one thing off your to-do list today and watch the cutest cat video of all time.     More jokes, at no extra...

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