Did You Know That These Four Cannibals Loved the McRib?
Dec03

Did You Know That These Four Cannibals Loved the McRib?

As we continue our investigation into the very real possibility that the McRib is made of human meat, we have stumbled upon some startling facts regarding the sandwich’s history. Perhaps the most chilling aspect of the McRib’s existence is that numerous cannibals have been known to eat it and enjoy it thoroughly, more so than any self-respecting person should. Of course, we can’t exactly explain why, but our...

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McDonald’s Unveils Marketing Campaign Geared Towards Maniacs
Nov20

McDonald’s Unveils Marketing Campaign Geared Towards Maniacs

OAK BROOK, Ill. – Facing sagging revenues and a steady decrease of customers, fast food giant McDonald’s has unveiled a number of new marketing campaigns to help generate business from a wide variety of new customer segments that are otherwise ignored in society, including maniacs, serial killers and psychopaths. “We’re attempting to create the widest possible net for potential customers,” said James...

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