9 Key Differences Between White Supremacists and My Butthole
Aug25

9 Key Differences Between White Supremacists and My Butthole

1. My butthole doesn’t discriminate 2. My butthole has what most would say is a flattering haircut 3. When my butthole bleeds, I’m not happy 4. My butthole isn’t an asshole 5. There’s at least potential for someone to enjoy having sex with my butthole 6. If Jesus met my butthole, he probably wouldn’t hate it 7. My butthole has yet to hold and/or defile a tiki torch 8. Donald Trump in no way stimulates my butthole 9. My butthole makes...

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Elementary School Profanity Power Rankings, Week 1
Feb11

Elementary School Profanity Power Rankings, Week 1

Elementary school is a wonderful time of discovery, where your mind absorbs more knowledge than at any other point in your life. In this time, you’re also going to learn and create countless vulgarities that will stick with you for the rest of your life, and are far more important than anything taught to you in, say, third grade. Who remembers anything from that grade, anyway? So what is the ultimate elementary school swear...

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