Jeb Bush Building Diverse Coalition of Food Stains on Himself
Feb25

Jeb Bush Building Diverse Coalition of Food Stains on Himself

    More jokes, at no extra...

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Jeb Bush Asks George to Tell Him About Them Rabbits
Feb19

Jeb Bush Asks George to Tell Him About Them Rabbits

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Has the Hijacking of JebBush.com Finally Eroded the Remainder of Bush’s Sanity?
Feb16

Has the Hijacking of JebBush.com Finally Eroded the Remainder of Bush’s Sanity?

Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign has been a roller coaster of absurdity, but the recent revelation that JebBush.com redirects to Donald Trump’s website may have pushed the Florida governor and sad-sack presidential candidate past the tipping point. There was speculation for quite some time that Jeb would run for the 2016 Republican nomination, and the campaign was formally announced in June of 2015. The playful logo and...

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Obama Politely Accepts 300 Million Presidents Day Macaroni Pictures
Feb15

Obama Politely Accepts 300 Million Presidents Day Macaroni Pictures

WASHINGTON – President Obama graciously accepted more than 300 million handmade macaroni pictures from citizens across the nation this Presidents Day. Many of the cards depicted the president in some of the most historic moments of his presidency, from him throwing a punch at the conservative members of the Supreme Court during the Affordable Care Act hearings to Mr. Obama personally gunning down Osama bin Laden with bullets...

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Impressive New GOP Candidate Enters 2016 Race
Jul28

Impressive New GOP Candidate Enters 2016 Race

CRAWFORD, Texas – Rodrigo Sanchez, a retired rancher and “lifelong Texan,” launched his presidential campaign on Tuesday, seeking to stand out in an already crowded GOP primary race. “They said it couldn’t be done before, but when I ran for the board of the Texas Ranchers’ Union, I started out at the back of the pack and proved them wrong,” Sanchez said. “We did it before, and...

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