Celebrate National Cheeseburger Day With The Burger Baron
Sep18

Celebrate National Cheeseburger Day With The Burger Baron

Today is National Cheeseburger Day, so we’re digging into the vault and bringing you a sketch featuring the most whimsical character in the world – the Burger Baron. Who is the Burger Baron, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to find out for yourself – that is, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet him.     More jokes, at no extra...

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Airport Burger King Offers $300 Whopper Just to See If People Will Buy It
May01

Airport Burger King Offers $300 Whopper Just to See If People Will Buy It

Dallas, TX – The Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport Burger King has introduced a new item – a $300 Whopper, with no discernible difference from the Whoppers one can get much cheaper at any Burger King located in the outside world. Manager Brian Kushner is operating under the notion that an airport terminal is often nothing more than a lawless, chaotic frenzy for sustenance, and people will eat anything in the rush to...

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