Brexit Uncertainty Leaves Future of Wonka’s Chocolate Factory in Doubt
Nov12

Brexit Uncertainty Leaves Future of Wonka’s Chocolate Factory in Doubt

LONDON – First Tolberone changes its shape and now this. As the British government continues to work toward exiting the European Union in the wake of its historic referendum, candy entrepreneur Willy Wonka has come forward to say he is no longer sure he will be able to keep his world-famous chocolate factory open amidst the new challenges Brexit may bring. “They’re talking about closing off the borders. Well, I need to get my...

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United Kingdom Already Spotted With Younger, Sexier Union
Jun24

United Kingdom Already Spotted With Younger, Sexier Union

LONDON – Shortly after this morning’s controversial Brexit vote for the United Kingdom to leave the European Union, photographs began to surface of Her Majesty’s sovereign land with another, sexier union. The age and legitimacy of these photos cannot yet be determined. With an overwhelming amount of “Leave” votes coming from the elderly demographic, some are saying this is no surprise. Wales resident Noah Hughes claims he first...

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