Man Who Stares at Boobs All Day Disgusted by Public Breastfeeding
Jan21

Man Who Stares at Boobs All Day Disgusted by Public Breastfeeding

BALTIMORE – When Kyle Renald got on the subway for his afternoon commute, he expected to pop in his headphones and listen to his favorite band to pass the time. Instead, he was inexplicably forced to witness the unimaginable: a young woman breastfeeding her child. “It was unbelievable,” a visibly shaken Renald told reporters. “Just a complete disregard for decency. I don’t want to see that on my...

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‘Breast is Best,’ Insists Winking Hospital President
Apr03

‘Breast is Best,’ Insists Winking Hospital President

Regional Hospital President Eric Webb spoke earlier today at a press conference about Heatherstone General’s new baby-friendly program. “Breastfeeding is a natural and beautiful thing,” said Mr. Webb. “It’s best for the baby, and really anyone else that happens to be around.” The hospital president went on to encourage women to breastfeed “any old time they feel like it: around the house, in a...

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