Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack
May18

Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack

SYRIA – Citing the vast amount of hours it takes to coordinate a successful suicide attack on a major metropolitan area, terrorist Rahim Abdhullah al-Ahman is afraid he may not get to finish his Breaking Bad binge before carrying out his plan of destruction. “I knew I started it too late,” al-Ahman said. “Everyone kept telling me, ‘You have to see it, you have to see it. Bryan Cranston is a...

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