6 Insanely Hot Pictures of Breadsticks That Will Make Your Penis Move
Sep24

6 Insanely Hot Pictures of Breadsticks That Will Make Your Penis Move

These breadsticks are looking pretty lubed up. Nice and slick, perfect for sliding into your mouth with no resistance.   There we go, that’s the good stuff. So close you can practically taste it. So close it’s taking everything in your power not to lock the doors, close the curtains and set aside a four-hour block of private time between you and these throbbing rods of baked bread.   Holy shit, that’s nice....

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Breadstick Confident It Can Make Leap to Entrée
Aug19

Breadstick Confident It Can Make Leap to Entrée

TOMMY’S PIZZA RESTAURANT – Saying it was “just a matter of time,” a local breadstick proclaimed that its status as an entrée was imminent. “Look, Americans will eat anything and call it a meal, right? For fuck’s sake, they’ll drink a smoothie and say it’s lunch,” the breadstick said. “So for a guy like me, all crisp and golden-brown with five, count ’em five, sauce options...

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