Donald Trump’s Brain Tumor Starting to Think It’s Gone Too Far
Aug04

Donald Trump’s Brain Tumor Starting to Think It’s Gone Too Far

PORTLAND, Maine – Following a tumultuous week that saw Donald Trump’s poll numbers slipping due to a number of controversial actions and comments, the Republican presidential nominee’s brain tumor expressed concern that it’s perhaps gone too far. “Criticizing a fallen soldier’s family, pocketing a Purple Heart, badmouthing a baby – yeah, those were all me,” the tumor said. “Now, Donald Trump was the one who had those...

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Journalist Feeling Affects of Brain Tumor
Mar15

Journalist Feeling Affects of Brain Tumor

COLUMBIA, Mo. – Despite his recent brain tumor diagnosis, journalist Peter Barlow refuses to let his condition prevent him from doing what he loves. The insipid reporter will continue to investigate breaking knews stories regardless of his editor’s concerns about his health and competency? Barlow ‘s career spans two decades, with many…what do you call those things you write that explain the news? Artichokes? With many artichokes...

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