How You Found Robot Butt: February 2015 Edition
Feb16

How You Found Robot Butt: February 2015 Edition

Suffice it to say, things are getting really weird around here these days. As I continue to examine the search terms that people use to eventually find themselves at Robot Butt, I am noticing that the terms themselves are becoming more and more…deranged. Just take a look at some of the search terms that brought people to Robot Butt in the past month (Note: none of the terms have been altered, including spelling): is taylor swift...

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Adventures in Horror: ‘World War Z’
Oct28

Adventures in Horror: ‘World War Z’

In which Tim spends the month watching horror movies on Netflix and recaps them for your pleasure. Brad Pitt’s Fantastic Hair is driving around with his family when a zombie breakout caused by Ebola rabies overruns New Jersey. It turns out zombies are just the best at head-butting windshields. Fortunately, Brad Pitt’s Hair used to do investigations for the UN, so Hair and his family are safe in exchange for Hair to go...

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What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?
Aug08

What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?

It’s relatively safe to assume that, at times, celebrities act like normal human beings. As far as I can tell, they’re made the same way as us. They certainly speak and pretend to act like us. So that means they might do things we all do when the cameras aren’t rolling and the paparazzi hasn’t found them, right? Think about it. What are you doing right now? Sitting at your computer reading this, or maybe...

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Mom Likes That One Actor, You Know, That Funny Guy
Jun16

Mom Likes That One Actor, You Know, That Funny Guy

ZANESVILLE, Ohio – In a developing story, local mother Karen Ross, 47, has confounded her two children with vague and at times contradictory details about that one actor she likes. According to Dylan Ross, 22, his mother mentioned recently watching a movie she enjoyed but gave only sketchy plot details before attempting to recall the leading man. Sources indicate the man has been described as “goofy” and...

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