Sleazy Weatherman Promises Eight Inches
Jan22

Sleazy Weatherman Promises Eight Inches

DANVILLE, Va. – In a shocking broadcast Friday morning, local TV weatherman Jerry Chapman told slack-jawed viewers that the city should expect to receive eight inches overnight and probably for the next few nights as well. “This entire region is going to take a deep, hard pounding,” Chapman said. “And we all need to be prepared for it.” Response to the comments has been swift, with many Danville residents expressing surprise and...

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