Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack
May18

Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack

SYRIA – Citing the vast amount of hours it takes to coordinate a successful suicide attack on a major metropolitan area, terrorist Rahim Abdhullah al-Ahman is afraid he may not get to finish his Breaking Bad binge before carrying out his plan of destruction. “I knew I started it too late,” al-Ahman said. “Everyone kept telling me, ‘You have to see it, you have to see it. Bryan Cranston is a...

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Man’s Nostalgia for ’90s Turns Into Disdain 31 Seconds Into ‘Fuller House’
Mar02

Man’s Nostalgia for ’90s Turns Into Disdain 31 Seconds Into ‘Fuller House’

TRENTON, N.J. – Matt Kemper, 32, is rummaging through his belongings on a cold winter afternoon. The storage shed his father converted into a rumpus room for him and his friends in middle school still houses treasures from his childhood. “It’s all meaningless now,” Kemper says, half-heartedly shooting his old Super Soaker until the stream runs out, never bothering to pump it back to full strength. “Garbage.”...

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The ‘Fuller House’ Twist NO ONE Saw Coming!
Jan11

The ‘Fuller House’ Twist NO ONE Saw Coming!

EPIC SPOILER ALERT!!! Don’t say we didn’t warn you! After 20 long years since the final episode of Full House, the Tanners are back! Well, most of them. When Netflix confirmed last April that it was bringing back America’s favorite family for Fuller House, the initial excitement was quickly overshadowed by disappointment that neither Mary-Kate nor Ashley Olsen would be reprising their iconic role as youngest sister Michelle Tanner....

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