Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack
May18

Terrorist Running Out of Time to Finish ‘Breaking Bad’ Before Planned Attack

SYRIA – Citing the vast amount of hours it takes to coordinate a successful suicide attack on a major metropolitan area, terrorist Rahim Abdhullah al-Ahman is afraid he may not get to finish his Breaking Bad binge before carrying out his plan of destruction. “I knew I started it too late,” al-Ahman said. “Everyone kept telling me, ‘You have to see it, you have to see it. Bryan Cranston is a...

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Man’s Nostalgia for ’90s Turns Into Disdain 31 Seconds Into ‘Fuller House’
Mar02

Man’s Nostalgia for ’90s Turns Into Disdain 31 Seconds Into ‘Fuller House’

TRENTON, N.J. – Matt Kemper, 32, is rummaging through his belongings on a cold winter afternoon. The storage shed his father converted into a rumpus room for him and his friends in middle school still houses treasures from his childhood. “It’s all meaningless now,” Kemper says, half-heartedly shooting his old Super Soaker until the stream runs out, never bothering to pump it back to full strength. “Garbage.”...

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