McDonald’s Debuts New Burger Named ‘The McWidowmaker’
Mar09

McDonald’s Debuts New Burger Named ‘The McWidowmaker’

OAK BROOK, Ill. – Firmly aware of its declining sales and waning popularity among consumers, McDonald’s has decided to embrace its now-villainous reputation by unveiling a new burger called the McWidowmaker. “We like to think of this as our true heel turn,” McDonald’s CEO Steve Easterbook said. “We’re not here to appease all of you people anymore. We want the adventurers looking to test...

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