Police Officer Gets Away With Murder on Cyber Monday Deals
Dec04

Police Officer Gets Away With Murder on Cyber Monday Deals

NEW YORK CITY – Late Monday night, Officer Dylan Costaneda couldn’t believe his eyes as he clicked on his Best Buy shopping cart – a Samsung 32” HDTV for only $199.99. “It’s the kind that plays your Netflix and Hulu too!” Officer Costaneda told sources. “Honestly, I feel kind of bad. Like I’m getting away with something.” Fresh off an uneventful shift, Costaneda expected most...

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Where Are Your Balls, Thanksgiving?
Nov17

Where Are Your Balls, Thanksgiving?

Go ahead and walk into a store right now. Any store will do. You’ll think that you blacked out and came to a month later, having already missed the gut-busting joy of Thanksgiving and skipped right ahead to the festive merriment of Christmas. But no, you didn’t fall into a month-long coma; what you’re seeing is real. Everywhere you look, Christmas is slapping you right in the face. Sick Santa displays stare at you...

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