Bernie Sanders Organizing ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Unit
Nov22

Bernie Sanders Organizing ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Unit

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Bernie Sanders Interrupts Town Hall Debate With Dire Warning
Oct09

Bernie Sanders Interrupts Town Hall Debate With Dire Warning

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‘Don’t Worry, We’ll Still Fuck This Up’ Says DNC’s New Slogan
Jul26

‘Don’t Worry, We’ll Still Fuck This Up’ Says DNC’s New Slogan

PHILADELPHIA – Fresh on the heels of a hellish Republican National Convention in which delegates staged walk-outs, a speaker performed a Nazi salute, and the party’s secondary candidate refused to endorse the actual presidential candidate, the Democratic National Committee has put to rest the notion it has been lobbed a softball with its new “Don’t Worry, We’ll Still Fuck This Up” theme. “Get...

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69% of Adults Report They Are ‘Living Comfortably’ or ‘Doing Okay’
Jun17

69% of Adults Report They Are ‘Living Comfortably’ or ‘Doing Okay’

There’s no denying that this election cycle is downright bonkers. And with an economy that is growing at whatever is slower than a snail’s pace ever since the recession, The Wall Street Journal is using Americans’ dark overall view of the economy as just one potential reason for the rise of candidates like Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump. According to a recent survey by the Federal Reserve that details...

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Bernie Sanders Mouths ‘Help Me’ Into TV Camera
Jun08

Bernie Sanders Mouths ‘Help Me’ Into TV Camera

  SANTA MONICA, Calif. – Following Tuesday’s primary results, which saw Bernie Sanders failing to secure the primary upset he was hoping for, the Vermont senator vowed to continue his fight to the Democratic Convention, before quickly mouthing “Help me” into an ABC News camera. Reviewing the incident, many pundits questioned its meaning and expressed concern for the spirited Cinderella candidate, with one commentator...

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