Movie Critics Admit Their Hate for 2002’s Reign of Fire is Due to Fear of Dragons, Not Movie QualityMarch 6, 2024
He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
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Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
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Life Explaining to My Wife’s Coworker That I Found a $10 Million Photo of Billy the Kid at a Garage Sale for a LivingBy Benjamin PageNovember 28, 2017 The man in the wrinkled, short-sleeve button-up sighs over his beer. It’s been a hell of a week, he says.…
Life As President of This Secret Society, I Pledge to Make It Just as Weird as the MoviesBy Benjamin PageSeptember 6, 2017 My papa had just returned from the farm when I caught my first glimpse of Eyes Wide Shut. I stood…
