Hillary Clinton Opens ‘Cavs Hats’ Box
Jun20

Hillary Clinton Opens ‘Cavs Hats’ Box

    More jokes, at no extra...

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Nice: FiveThirtyEight Gives the Golden State Warriors a 69% Chance to Win the NBA Finals
Jun01

Nice: FiveThirtyEight Gives the Golden State Warriors a 69% Chance to Win the NBA Finals

The 2016 NBA Finals are here, and boy should they be a doozy. It features a rematch between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the defending champion, record-breaking Golden State Warriors. The only difference this time is that LeBron James has a fully healthy roster behind him, and a random fan from the stands won’t be asked to play ten minutes every game just to give the starters a breather. Still, FiveThirtyEight, which is in the...

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Kobe Bryant Gives Teammate Special Farewell By Remembering His Name
Apr14

Kobe Bryant Gives Teammate Special Farewell By Remembering His Name

LOS ANGELES – As Kobe Bryant’s legendary basketball career comes to a close, the five-time NBA champion and surefire Hall of Famer bestowed a special farewell upon teammate Jordan Clarkson Wednesday night, finally calling him by his real name. “I knew being a part of Kobe’s final game would be a memorable experience,” Clarkson said. “But when he said ‘Go where I tell you to go on the court,...

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David Blatt Returning to Easter Island to Lead Moai Statues
Jan22

David Blatt Returning to Easter Island to Lead Moai Statues

CLEVELAND – With news of his firing spreading throughout the sports world, former Cleveland Cavaliers head coach David Blatt has already informed media members of his next steps. “Instead of coaching overseas again, I will return to my roots as the leader of the Easter Island moai,” Blatt said. He is currently on a plane making the 34-hour flight to the remote island, where he will immediately reign over the...

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16 Predictions for the 2015-16 NBA Season
Oct28

16 Predictions for the 2015-16 NBA Season

The NBA has finally returned, and all of your favorite stars – from Donatas Motiejunas and Hollis Thompson to Gary Harris and Dewayne Dedmon – are back for another great season! Part of the exhilarating fun of following sports is making predictions at the start of a season and looking back on what you got right and wrong. We’ve already done this with the current NFL season (most of our predictions have already come...

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