Drowning in Student Loan Debt? We Have the Solution!
Aug29

Drowning in Student Loan Debt? We Have the Solution!

We all feel the life-altering, spirit-crushing burden of student loan debt, unless you’re one of the smart ones and said “Eff that” when presented with the idea of attending school for a number of years to obtain a degree that may or may not help you in the future career you’re not sure you want (I wish I was you). So, as a part of Back to School Week, we’ve found two ways to generate extra income (well, two if you happen to be male)....

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9 Signs Your Roommate is a Psychopath
Aug28

9 Signs Your Roommate is a Psychopath

Now that you’re back to school – or maybe it’s your first time – you’re probably getting to know your new roommate. You’ll probably go through the honeymoon phase over the first two weeks as you’re excited to be getting into the swing of college, or maybe you’re excited to be living with one of your buddies from last year. But what if that person is a card-carrying lunatic? How would you know? Here are some surefire signs:...

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5 Tips for Every Career-Conscious College Student
Aug28

5 Tips for Every Career-Conscious College Student

College students: Do your pesky parents insist on caring about your career? Do they ask you about your career plans every time you’re home from college? Well, lucky for you, the fact that school is starting up again means you don’t need to worry about the real world for another two-and-a-half more months. But then Thanksgiving comes and it’s back to 20 questions with your nosy family! I’m a career counselor and here to help you with...

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Mirror Universe Mixtape Vol. 1: Back to School
Aug27

Mirror Universe Mixtape Vol. 1: Back to School

Welcome, Sound Cadets, to the other side of the wormhole. We’ve globe-trotted the multiverse looking for the finest deep-cut dark matter and big, bangin’ B-sides and we’re ready to bounce our findings back to SETI and straight into your heart. Broadcasting live from Earth 841-A, our crack team of enslaved robots has been working tirelessly on Dantooine, Tlön and at the Tannhauser Gate to mine the covers, originals, alternate cuts, and...

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Fundraiser Buys Drama Club New Fuck Couch
Aug25

Fundraiser Buys Drama Club New Fuck Couch

ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Though the school year has just started, the Greenfield High School drama club has already met all the goals for its first fundraiser of the year! The school’s famous Big Bake Sale and Cakewalk Extravaganza went off without a hitch and the kids were extra excited to help out this year when they found out the proceeds were going to buy a new fuck couch for the drama club. “When I found out they were...

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