Coal Plant Celebrates Arbor Day With Generous CO2 Donation
Apr24

Coal Plant Celebrates Arbor Day With Generous CO2 Donation

PAINESVILLE, Ohio – The forests and woods around Painesville will be getting a breath of fresh air today, as the town’s coal fueled power plant followed up its generous Earth Day donation with another 10,000 tons of carbon dioxide to celebrate Arbor Day. “We value our local environment,” said plant manager Brant Hughes. “And we know trees just love our 100% recycled CO2.” Hughes then concluded by...

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Paper Company Throws Morbid Arbor Day Party
Apr24

Paper Company Throws Morbid Arbor Day Party

CHANDLER, Ariz. – As paper rained down on employees and office plants alike, employees at Brooks Morris Paper celebrated another Arbor Day with a grisly display of their power over trees.     More jokes, at no extra...

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